I really don’t know where to begin. This is my first time with masculine hysteria. I got to the party late. Everyone was there and it was nice to be late because by the time I arrived everyone was waiting to talk to me and I knew everyone there. It reminded me my old times at home when I was a popular and party girl. J was there and he wanted to kiss me in front of everybody. It was fun: drinks, dancing, and the appropriate level of sexual tension.
There was a woman, a not very attractive one, who was clearly into me. So much that everyone noticed it. She said to me: “You are gorgeous and I bet you’re wonderful in bed. I hope I’m not being to straightforward.” “It’s fine, I love it.” And I really did like the compliment. J told me that I could pick whether to sleep with a boy or a girl that night, and I though about it.
I decided to leave the party with Miguel and J. Miguel, interestingly, it’s younger and “much” more attractive than J. He’s from Spain and he has the hottest accent ever followed by a wonderful body and height. If J wasn’t that fucking ungenerous bastard, I bet I could try to sleep with Miguel. It was only yesterday that I began thinking about the possibility. J was going to drive us home, when Miguel said, after giving me a flower that he was going to walk. The guy deserves a prize. He, as everyone in J’s office thinks that we’re –at least sleeping- together. It was so obvious that I told J that I was getting the worst of the world, everyone thinking that we were together and I wasn’t even getting laid. Well, he drove me home, gave me a goodbye kiss, and I had quite a fun night with Jack Rabbit. Before I took off he said that he was going to save me paella because I’m going to NYC on Sunday to see my friends. All right I said.
A fact: He’s not going to fuck me.
What I said is not what I mean: I told him that I don’t do hairy guys while seeing his chest. He told me he’s willing to wax for me. I guess I can try. Fuck me fucking idiot. I’m talking about the hair, because I am resentful that you don’t fuck me. Get it?
